Majestic Space Duck

cat-booty:

shyvibrance:

sorelatable:

I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL EAT YOU!

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no one show the moreos guy this

don’t talk shit about moreos guy

(via rockerfox999)

xarmerus:

cutepoweredjellyfish:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"when a guy asks you out the polite thing to do is say yes" GO TO HELL 

Let’s neuter it

(via neuroticalien)

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

(via highwaytothegreatperhaps)

raqe:

I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was

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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

(via 123-its-just-me)

angel-xx-1:

microfibrils:

rockylikeapuma:

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

Don’t ovary-react

get off my text post

oh bloody hell

(via highwaytothegreatperhaps)

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